Saturday Joke.?

A woman is onher death bed in a coma. The nurses are giving her a bed bath and notice when they touch her private area her heart rate improves. So they suggest to her husband a little oral sex might do her some good. He's a little suprised but goes in behind the curtain and a few minutes laterall the monitors go blank and the woman dies...The nurse asks what happened "i'm not sure " he replied..."BUT I THINK SHE CHOKED"....LOL...

lol...I like that one. First funny one i've seen on here...lol

I read that joke on the comedy central website...

The premise is so unlikely that it kills both her and the joke.

lol soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!! (^_^)

GOod one.

Simply sick !!!

which one of them was irish ?

Yeah, I don't get it.

Nice...

Haha

Oldiee but goodieee

why Saturday, we want jokes everyday but pleaseee a little more funny, Sorry

haha it was good

LOL...

was it funny....................i just got 2 points nothing else

Friggin' Priceless!

hahahahahahahaha......not.

Tags

　　International Nurse 　　Senior Nursing 　　Elderly Care 　　Wound Care 　　Home Nursing 　　Private Nurse 　　Male Nurse 　　Nursing Career 　　Nursing Job 　　Nursing Association 　　Nursing Assistant 　　Nurse Salary

Related information

Does the way nursing homes get paid provide an incentive for sneaky murders?

My Mum was in a nursing home where the nurse went prison for life after being charged with murder unfortunately there was only enough evidence to charge with one of the three she was trialed for T...

Graphic question about a physical exam. (Be warned) Help please?

Number one, your mother should have NEVER found out. They broke what is called HIPPA. This simply means that it's the responsibility of the nurse and doctor to keep your medical information pr...

Issue with 3 week old puppies?

Shame on YOU. Please spay mom after she's weaned the babies, and spay the puppies PRIOR to rehoming. Thank you !

...

I was recently random drug tested for which was supposed to be confidential but every one knows?

Lawyer up. -HtJ

...

Does your workplace have cliques?

There have been cliques in almost every place of employment I've ever worked. It's all so foolish-it's like these people have never grown up and left high school! It amazes me how ...

UK Healthcare & Pregnancy?

Welcome to the UK! Good news is that the National Health Service should look after all your pregnancy needs free of charge - not sure what BUPA will cover but they'll be able to tell you. Yo...

I believe I am being stalked, watched and threatened. What can I do to have this stopped before they hurt me.

call the ****** cops ur brother is a ****** **** head

...

Can a doctor be in trouble if....?

Your friend was still entitled to privacy and if the doc had something to say to her, she should have made your friend aware that she needed a word in private and said that it wouldnt take long. ...