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A woman was laying in a coma for five years when a nurse suddenly realises she is responding when she is washing her private bits....She tells the doctor who had a word with the Husband explaining that maybe he should try having oral sex with her as it might bring her back to the real world.....The Husband thought about it for a while and then said he would give it a try as he would love his wife to come out of her coma. They all came out of the room and let the Husband try to do his best, as they all thought what a great idea it was.....After five minuetes had passed the machines started making all weird noises and they all rushed in and the lady had started to flat line.....After a while they had to give up as the lady had clearly passed away.....What on earth happened asked one of the doctors to the Husband.....I,m not sure he said shaking his head in sorrow, I think she might have chocked.......


Please give me a star if you even thought of laughing.......

Oh my gawsh EWWWWWWWWWWW!! Gross! Disgusting but still funny. I liked it.

i don't get it.....

oKAY i Guess I owe You A Star..

i was really on the floor laughing star

Chocked? was he feeding her cadburys at the same time? Choked on chock. hahaha. Thats funnier.

LMAO!!! wow!!! it took me like half second longer than it should have for me to figure it out!!! lol! WOW!!! that's horrible! *KP*

Heard it a couple of nights ago!!!

Sorry, no star from me!!!

hahaha...hehehe..naughty..yeah..thats good..

Now that's the ultimate selfish stupid husband baahh!!!

hahaha guys these days..of course they're morons

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny鈥umb Doctor, dumber husband! LMAO!!! A star for you!

hahahahhahahahahhaa

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