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Do you like this joke about a sperm bank?


Two guys go into a sperm bank. The nurse hands them each a bottle and tells them that they have to put some sperm in it.
She puts each man in a separate room. She goes to Room #1 and gives the man a porno magazine and tells him this might help him to make his "contribution"...When she leaves the room, he follows her towards Room #2. He observes the nurse giving the second man a b/j..........Furious, he says, "Hey, nurse! How come he gets a b/j and I get a porno magazine?"
The nurse looks at him and says, "Sir, that's the difference between PRIVATE PAY and a HMO!!"

get out of the gutter! gutter mouth! REPORTED!!!!! REPORTED! haha

I think you'd make a fine sailor.

Very funny

LOL. If only that were true.

ha thats funny

that is actually funny

Pretty good.....

nooot so funny 2 me.....

LOL very funny

Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!

lol

That was alright...I guess

funny

I didn't know an HMO would pay for someone to go to a sperm bank to make a donation...

i hear that..i use to work at a sperm bank..sadly to say..i got caught drinking on the job so they let me go

very funny!

Yeah, it's funny.

no bad! made me laugh!

Damn! I need to go donate there!

Here is a good tip: NEVER drink anything from a cup labeled "SPECIMEN". Even if your friends tell you that it's just lemonade...

lol

Very funny, lol

lol Yes, i like the joke. It is very funny. Thx for the late laugh. I really needed it right now.

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