Wanna hear a joke?

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he replied, I know just what we should do the doctor calls the husband and asks him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead when the doctor asked how that could be the husband replied, I think she choked to death

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!

Thats f*cking sick...what a dumb *** lol

That's funny.

Hey that was great i am gona pass it on to my friends.... ttyl

3 Stars.

Oh man. . that is beautiful!!! I 've heard it before. . but it never gets old!!

I did not want to hear a joke , but you left me no choice.....

an old one but still funny

you're sick, dude! LOL

NICE JOKE!! 100 OUT OF 10

thats a good one

hahaha nice...

AWWWW!!!! HA! HA! HA! Thats funny! :o)

haha that's funny!:) a little sick too!

i don't get it

i didn't really want to hear it, and it is sick, but it is funny. lol. good one.

no i dont want to hear one

good 1!!!

HAHAHA that's great!! Anyone who says that's dumb has no sense of humor.

here is another joke:

has anyone had these problems when they drank?
1 u lose arguments with inanimate objects
2 u have 2 hold onto the lawn 2 keep from falling off the earth
3 work starts nterfearing with ur drinking
4 ur doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohal system
5 the back of ur head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
6 u sincerely blieve alchohal 2 b the elusive 5th food group
7 that damned pink elephant followed u home again
8 u blieve "2 hands and just 1 mouth.. thats a drinking problem"
9 u can focus better with 1 i closed
10 very women u c has an exact twin
11 u fall off the floor or up the stairs
12 u discover in the morning that your liquid ceaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared
13 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger so you skip dinner
14 beer: its not just for breakfast anymore
15 the glass keeps missing your mouth
16 you donte blood and they ask what proof it is
17 mosquitoes and vampires fly into walls after biting you
18 you believe your only drinking problem is not having a drink right now

hope you like it, if you want more just click my icon

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Good one, i was just looking for jokes to take with me on my camping trip this weekend. This one's gonna shine!

it was okay....

Mr Easy I don't understand your joke????

That's funny, made me wanna pee and choke at the same time! LOL

Funny!!

lmao nice joke