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An old man, Mr Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." But Nurse Tracy," replied Mr Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You gotta love this!!)Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing." that was funny it might have been funny if he asked he to try CPR and she was blonde hahahahaha that was quite good.lol. good one THANKS! Poor man! He does not know that his privates have probably been dead for a while. When is the burial? nice, I like it. cute LOL i was actually laughing when i heard that hahahaha that is great u are quite funny |
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