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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy..

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You are going to love this !!!!!)









"Well," he replied, *"Today's the viewing."*

It's the way you tell 'em...

hahahaha thats pretty funny =D

Very funny. Actually laughed out loud for real. More please.

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo thie was the crackerrrrrrrrr lol


soon tracy came with pot plant with soil in it . wahts this asked old man well said tracy viewing time is over now its time to burry the dead . lmaoooooo

cheers lol cool joke i liked it lol

err im not getting it wut im laughin my az off

Sad but true- Very Good

=/ not very funny

Ha ha ha ha I love it! Really funny thanks!

Gave me a giggle thanks,,,ha ha

good one

very funny,wait till the rigamortess sets in then nurse tracy will be able to have a stiff one.

hahahaha
good one

Very good. Reminds me of another old guy who used to own a builders yard who showed his Private Part to the nurse. It was a stiff as a brush.

Impressed she said "How'd you get it so hard?"

"An injection." He confessed.

"What was it, Viagra?" She asked getting excited.

"No." He replied "Two sand and three cement."

pretty funny

lol omg lol god that is funny

ha ha ha funny

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