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Joke, funny or not?


An old man, Mr. Peterson, was living the last of his
life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse
Tracy," said Mr. Peterson, "My Private Part died today, and I am very
sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Peterson, please accept my condolences.


The following day, Mr Peterson was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met
Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Peterson," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that..


Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse
Tracy," replied Mr. Peterson, " I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," Mr. Peterson replied, "Today's the viewing."

Ever worked in a nursing home? This almost sounds like a true story! It earned a star.

lol...

Funny! 100!

i laughed. haha.

lol

yhea sorry not blonde and i dont get it or its not that funny sorry

L O L 10/10 x

what d hell thats crazy

lol

mildly amusing, but not terribly funny...

lol...i thought of work.

hehehe thats good

LOL!

LOL funny

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