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Anyone up for a cute joke?


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a
nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace,
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.
"Knowing her patients were forgetful and
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace,
please accept my condolences.
"The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr.Wallace, "she said, "You
shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Priv ate Pa rt back inside your
pajamas.
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told
you yesterday that my Private Part died.
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging
out of your pajamas?
"(You gotta love this .)
Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

That is too funny and some how unnerving!

i dont get it. =/

lmao!

that was funny

posted on YA a week ago ...

sorry ... no longer funny ...

LOLlollollollollol....lmao...very funny!!!!!

It was funny

lol

Lol
=]

funny yet very gross

didn't see that coming...very cute

good one

nyahaha!:P

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  • Joke, funny or not?

    Ever worked in a nursing home? This almost sounds like a true story! It earned a star.

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  • Rate this 1 out of 10?

    LOL. Definately a 9.

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  • Funny................ i think so?

    It's the way you tell 'em...

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  • Death of a loved one?

    That is a good "old fart" joke. Thanks again. Keep posting them. DE

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  • Will this make you laugh?

    well well well this is a new joke i have never heard b4 and i loved it it almost made me cry i was laughting so hard.

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  • Morning Laugh? Rated R!?

    that was funny it might have been funny if he asked he to try CPR and she was blonde

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  • The viewing?

    Is it gonna be buried or cremated? Lol good one

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  • An old man?

    I needed a good chuckle this morning. THANKS!

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