Nursing home humor? lol?

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracey asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracey," said Mr. Goldstein. "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing that her patients were very forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pyjamas when he met Nurse Tracey.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said. "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pyjamas."

"But, Nurse Tracey," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?" asked Nurse Tracey.








"Well," he replied. "Today is the viewing."

good one

a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go into an antique shop
they find a magic mirror, and the man who works at the shop tells them that if you look in the mirror, and say something true, you will be rewarded with lots and lots of gold, but if its not true, *poof* you disappear forever
so the brunette looks in the mirror and says 'i think im the smartest person in the world' and *poof* she disappears forever.
then the redhead looks in the mirror and says 'i think i am the most beautiful person in the world' and *poof* she disappears forever
the blonde looks in the mirror and says 'i think-'
and *poof* she disappears forever

CHeeRioS

dont like it, sorry

mmm... not funny

LOL -- that's funny!

lmao good one

Sorry, not too funny. What is 20 feet long and smells of urine? A line dance at a nursing home.

I almost smiled.

It was predicktable.

Nice.

pretty good

Not my kind of joke,as you know but have to admit I laughed!