MY PRIVATE PART DIED TODAy?

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last f his life in a nursing Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything
wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad."
sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his
pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pyjamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing鈥?/div>

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Hello paddlepop.

That's pretty good, here's another.

One night out in the Black Hills of the Dakotas, Clem and

his cuz Jebediah had a snoot full and were walking across

the Gatzapisode bridge.

Clem said "Hey man, I gotta P". Jebediah said "Me Too

Cuz, let's P off the bridge".

"OK", said Clem, "let's do it"..

"Man" said Jebadiah, "The river water sure is cold tonight".

"Yeah" said Clem, . . . "Freakin' Deep Too".

Regards,

Lenny.

Always a star for a good laugh.

L.

that's a real PRIVATE CEREMONY!!!!!

lololoz Hilarius! lol the 1st answer was too! thanks for lightening my day!

a real open-coffin gut splitter

it's funny... until i think sometimes i do that

oh that's 2 funny :)--> thanx 4 making me laugh a little b4 going 2 bed good night :)

lololol

Paddlepop, you seem to be a bit obsessed with jokes that include the male genitals -- aren't you getting enough?

funny.

Another " private part " joke--------Two " good old boys " are hunting in the woods. ..The first guy lifts up his new rifle with a high powered scope, looks through the scope & says: " Wow !..You won't believe for far I can see ! I can see all the way back to your house...Oh, Oh..I see your wife with a man & they are fooling around ! ".....The second guy says: " Damn...I'm tired of that woman messing around...You know what ?...I want you to shoot her in the head & shoot him in his private parts ! "....The first guy, who is still looking through the scope, says: " Hell.....I can do that with one shot !!!!! "

phuny - yeh my bro's name is clint..

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