My private part died today...lmfao...?

An old man, Mr. Smith, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if

there was anything wrong.

Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Smith, "My Private Part died today, and I
am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Smith, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr Smith was walking down the hall with his private

part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

Mr. Smith," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Smith, " I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.! "
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?


"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing.

*star if you like;-)

All I can say is. "If that nurse looked as hot as you that part would have stood up alive." Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Have a Nice Day!

omg...is it just me being dumb? I didn't get that!

girlie, its kinda lame.

lol very good just as well he wasn't getting married tomorrow

that wasn't that good, but it was okay.

I was going to say that joke was a little limp, but would'nt be the only thing would it. Funny in a sick sort of way though, made me chuckle a bit.

Actually, I think that is funny!

I'm gonna tell it to my 84 year old mother and I am sure she will crack up!

pls dont give up ur day job

You find this funny? So many ppl are out! You can go out by alhzhiemer's or you can die for this country? ]
Either way you gotta admit it's a great way to die? You die for this country and you get a hero's celebration; or else you done lost yo mind and who cares? You'll always be a hero to those left behind!!!!!!!!

That was funny! That old man wasn't crazy he just wanted to show his stuff to the nurse. Dirty old man:)

predictable but ok

Debray, your "limp" comment was funnier than the joke!!

ok

It was ok. not the best I have heard but not the worst. Keep on trying. :)