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My Private Part Died Today.? |
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy, my private part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pjs, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein, you shouldn't be walking down the hall like that....please put your private part back inside your pjs. "But Nurse Tracy", Mr. Goldstein replied," I told you yesterday that my private part had died". "Yes you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pjs?" "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing." Here's another one from earlier. Something to make ya smile :) haha............great joke not funny LOL lmao Ha Ha! Funny! 10! *laughs* Good one 4real |
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