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Joke, funny or not?

Ever worked in a nursing home? This almost sounds like a true story! It earned a star.

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Rate this 1 out of 10?

LOL. Definately a 9.

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Funny................ i think so?

It's the way you tell 'em...

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Death of a loved one?

That is a good "old fart" joke. Thanks again. Keep posting them. DE

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Will this make you laugh?

well well well this is a new joke i have never heard b4 and i loved it it almost made me cry i was laughting so hard.

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Morning Laugh? Rated R!?

that was funny it might have been funny if he asked he to try CPR and she was blonde

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The viewing?

Is it gonna be buried or cremated? Lol good one

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An old man?

I needed a good chuckle this morning. THANKS!

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HIPPA and what is considered confidenual?

No. HIPPA relates specifically to a company's handling or disclosure of personal medical information (i.e., what diseases a person has). Unless the nurse carelessly disclosed your personal...

How thorough should a testicular exam be?

I think the new procedure is for the women doctors to juggle your beanbag in her mouth for about 20 minutes or so and see if she can feel a lump. I think next time you go in you should ask her to t...

I take Suboxone, but doctor may drop me!Help please?

If the nurse was talking about your records that could have been heard by anyone who wasn't you or office personell would be a violation of HIPAA. Demand to speak to the nurse's superv...

Funeral home abuses...if any?

Have yourself cremated. Simple as that. We as a society go through this ridiculous ritual of wakes and funerals. Who cares? I don't. What do I care what happens to me when I'm dead. ...

Do docs and nurses enjoy?

The answer is no.....we are working in a career that is a sacred responsibility and trust. There are some sick poeple in this field as there are in any, but the overwhelming majority of healthcare...

Has anyone ever spent any length of time in hospital? did you find that you remember feeling a little creeped?

I have spent a lot of time in the hospital. There are usually lights on in the hall, sometime they leave the door open at night or have a night light. Usually the patients choice. They used to hav...

Someone please help?

you have given them plenty of warning. they can't fire you for that. I would put it in writing and get it to the next higher supervisor and keep a copy for yourself. that way you have proo...

Is my doc flirting with me?

Wow....a married guy who's a divorcee who likes to flirt with girls at the workplace. WHAT a winner! Not.

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For women only please......?

You shouldn't be bleeding like you are after a D&C, if your doctor is out of town then I would suggest you go to ER for a check up asp, you might have an infection thats all, but don'...

Will Medical Workers have the option to not work under Universal Health Care?

That's what they do in many other countries that have Universal Care. The government reimbursement sucks, so they take cash only in the private sector. This is already a problem in the men...

Somebody please help me. For a long time I have been inlove with a lady from Oklahoma usa,how can i reach her?

Keep praying, soon God will put the both of you in one roof, it'll be like miracle....

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Wanna hear a joke?

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!

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Medicaid nursing home benefits?

To qualify for medicaid, you'll probably have to spend all her money before it'll kick in. You can apply and see what you receive. You might get a pay down or nothing at all. Also, med...

Is there any reason to believe that nationalized (socialized) health care will be "quality health care"?

Let's see: Public school system, post office, DMV... Nope.

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Testicle exam?

When the doc asks you to cough he/she is palpating the testicles at the same time. The doc is feeling for lumps or fibrous tissue that may be a problem (cancer). If the doc doesn't see anythin...

Ways to be nude at the doctors?

I'm interpreting your question two ways: 1 - What EXCUSE could you make up to GET naked, although the reason you're there has nothing to do with you having to take your clothes off. 2 - W...

How does one start a nursing agency?

Healthcare is one of the fastest growing sectors of business in the country. As the shortage of qualified nurses becomes more pronounced, the need for Nursing Registries is growing faster then ever...

So how do you know when..?

Its like a pop feeling....mine actually were very sore until they popped because my doctor used the wrong size thread ....but I did heal fine and when I went and got checked he said everything was ...

How do you handle breastfeeding in public? If you do.?

lol... i watch all the time :) but I nursed for 18 months, almost everytime we were in public together... so it's more of a smile and gesture of "aww, good job, keep up the good work!!...

My doctor touched me in inappropriate ways...help me please!!!!!!?

Wow.. I am dearly sorry, he did that. Well how old are you? Are you like, a teenager or kid? If so, tell your mom or dad.. it'll probably be REALLY awkward, but you have to! You might want ...

Is there an infant care center at Gilroy Gardens in Gilroy, CA?

contact them directly

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Do you like this joke about a sperm bank?

get out of the gutter! gutter mouth! REPORTED!!!!! REPORTED! haha I think you'd make a fine sailor.

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