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Have you considered looking for Games for Senior Citizens?


1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Kick the bucket & Simon says something incoherent made me laugh:-)

ok

2. Hide & Go Pee
Heres one for you sir!!
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?
The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.
The pharmacist said That won't do you any good.
The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes

your going to be old one day mr. bo g!!! ( lois wags a finger at him!!)

those are funny!

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