Black Testicles!?

Black Testicles?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure when a young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.鈥?Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"


Concerned that he may elevate his vital stats by worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely...

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not

Keep em coming!

lol, but does it really sound like it under the mask

Hehe I like that one.

thats worth a star

hahahahahahahahah LOVE IT!!

Very funny

star for you I liked it , A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Oh my god, how embarrasing that must have been for her!
I can truly imagine that happening! Good for him though.

AHAHAHA... good one...

he he he...

youve made my day :)

I've heard it before but it is still very funny.

FUNNY

that was so funny

FUNNY, VERY FUNNY. -- JAS

hahahahah very funny

Nice

lol i like it

mine aren't

finally!!! a funny joke!!! good for you!! keep it up.

yeah..that was a good one.

funny!!!

that was funny..

LOL