Black Testicles?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure when a young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"


Concerned that he may elevate his vital stats by worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close llook and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

HAHAAH! That was soooo funny! It made my day man.

Must be a PPO

Good one.

LOL! good joke!

That was a good one, thanks for sharing it. lol

that was a good one
;-)

that's great! too funny... wonder if that's happened in real life?! ha!

was the nurse blonde?

She musta pulled a double shift...lol

hahahahahah, that is good

lol,she have hearing problem ...i think

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I had heard this one before, but it still makes me laugh.

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That was so freaking funny! You should win an award.

LOL

Thats some funny stuff right there

I loved it!

Looovvvee it! That's a good one!

That was a good one, first one on here that actually made me laugh.

Thats GOOD!!!

lol heard it before but still very funny

^_^ thanks for reminding me again of that joke

keep it up!

That was awesome! Loved it!

That's great! Crack Me Up.

lol

OMG this was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh lol.

lol.........that was great!

good one