Hospital experience?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

Lol. thats funny.

this is very funny. send some more.

*smile* Heres another pin o->

Whahaha how lucky can one get?

LMFAO!!!!


great one, keep them coming!!!


star!!!

xxx

haha
heard it b4, still funny

lol good one thanks.

ha ha ha

as a nurse some funny things happen and are true.lol
that is funny............. worked in ER for sevral years......
Horrible funny things happen all the time...........

you get the golden comic award of the night.

Hahaha I totally didn't see that one coming! Great Joke
STAR

Good one.

ah hah funni!!

If she got a rise out of it ,,,its understandable results!

Everyone in our hospital is going to love this joke. Thanks.

funny ha ha.

Hope she washed her hands before serving supper !

Tell me where the hospital with that gurl nurse is located

hu hu hu nice imagine dear

ROFPSL

just saying them outloud they ound very similiar even with out the mask on...

Bet she found out what colour red is

Very funny thanks