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Here's a joke?


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you , That was wonderful, but are my test results back?

LOL. I love this joke. LOL.

A good one!

lol. thanks for the laugh. i like that one

he he

That's a pretty good one. I've never heard one like that before.

Ha ha ha - good one...

Thanks for the laugh!

I don't get it? ha

Omg that is soooo funny! I would of never guessed the punchline!

oh too cute, funny, thanks for the chuckle...

lol...too funny!

Good one... :) you almost got me excited...

Do keep up your good work of spreading smiles..:)

Thanks, I was bummed out a little while ago.

Good one!

Lol! Good one.

that's a good one!

lol
good one

omg!!! lol, that wuz funny, at 1st i didn't get it, that wuz a good one

: )

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