Whoa. Enjoy.?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.

"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
are
my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his
2 testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she
takes
a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
< BR>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......



A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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You made my DAY!!!
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HAHA!! good one

lmao that one was the best one i've read today.

HAHA! dirty but funny!

ah ha ha ha....good one

lol

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
very funny..