How's THIS for a misunderatanding? LOL?

funny true story!!!

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young
student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't
know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to
ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very carefully, "I said, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

girl that was the the best 1 I read all day thank you very much. It really put a smile on my face

boy howdy, thats unfortunate, the poor woman!

ah well the man was obvoiusly ill might have raised his vitals in a positive way HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

oh my god this has to be the best joke i have eever herd

That's hilarious!!! I bet the guy liked it though.

Made me smile.

great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one.....鈥?鈥⒙库€?鈥?/div>

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