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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask.Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour Surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a Partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black? "Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only Here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
Testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wr "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much., but, listen very, very closely...."A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c

LOL...That was cute. Things like that have happened to me before.

i like...paste

Hahaha....LOL
I have to give you an audible series of claps for that!

Funny gotta remember that 1.

Ha Ha

That is a cute joke!

lol cool i liked dat one!! ;-)

cute

Ha larious

I like the joke, but what's the question?

that is a keeper, thanks

Funny, I give it three knee slaps out of five.

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