Wanna hear the joke , about the male patient?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and

nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,

four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him

a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles,

from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't

know, Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body

and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,

are my testicles black?" Concerned that he

may elevate his vitals from worry about his

testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one

hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and

moving them around. Then, she takes a close

look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at

her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.

That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......



"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

I have heard this one before and it is still the funniest joke I think I have ever read. Thanks for sharing..

LMAO that joke was really funny!!! take the more jokes coming!!!! ;) Report It

LMAO!

LMAO, I HAD TO SEND THAT TO SOMEONE JUST NOW!

lmao that was funny

Ha Ha that was good keep more jokes coming

(ha) that was the best joke i ever had i bet she was feeling blocked out, after that dude did that wow that dudes really showing out yuhmean. you need to keep up the jokes dog for real.

lol ;p

lmao. that's really funny.
really embarasssing for the nurse tooo.

OMG .........................LOL
that was really funny and thanks for sharing : - )

I'll plan on playing that one myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!