Do you know this story?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask.

"Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very, closely...Are-my-test-results-back?"

I love this story. It is new to me and I love it! Here is another star.

Lmao.... I didn't see that coming! Thats hilarious! Star for you! ;D

lmao..=p

hahaha

LOL!

OH MY =O

very, very good.
Nicely done.
I did not see that one coming at all. Star for you.

Yes I know the story and your test results are back. I think thats the question that you want answered.

i don't get it....i'm confused....can someone plz explain it to me....

edit....never mind....i re-read the story again and i get it.....lol...thats funny!

Sort of bad but............. was kindof funny.

well...that must have been embaressing...hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha... i just fell off of my chair.....hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha......

Thats a good one...lmao...

haha funnyyy