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Joke: Black testicles?


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......





" A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?"

finally, a joke i laughed at...

Tee hee... stars for you!

Hahaha thats funny!

that's funny! lol

FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha........better than blue balls...hee hee hee

( Chuckle )

Can`t wait to try that one out.

Lol

rotflmao that was just what I needed this morning thanks for the good laugh

tehehehehehe

lol lol thats a good one.*

HAHAHA, you made me fall of my chair!!

LMAO!! I'm too stupid and could be doing that :s

Good one girl i like it very much it touch dough .

LMAO -- That's FUNNY!

haha.. very funny!

rofl

LOL LOL LOL

are his testicles black? the nurse never answered the question.

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