Black testicles??

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

i see more girls are answering this than the boys!!must be footie on the telly!!!

lmfaoooooooooooooooo NO 8 funny bunny lol this wa the new joke for me lollllllll cool and thnx lmaoooooooo

nurse says i am sorry sir your test results aint back but your testicles are surely in the right place . lol

cheers No 8 10 points and gold star for yah funny bunny lol enjoy

Love it.

Nice one.

Pretty funny.

made me chuckle out loud, thanks for that


xxx vici

HAHAHAHAHAH. hadn't heard that one before.

that's funny.

nice one heres a star. i have a thing for nurses

hahahaha lol

That's a great joke!
Thanks, I needed that laugh :)

oh my god tooooooooooooooooooooooooo funneeeeeeeeee
lfmao big time

thankyou so much first time I've laughed in ages x


Just read it again ............... still funny lol

It took me a good three minutes to recover before i could write
excellent
lmao with tears in my eyes

Too Funny!

wow thats funny

haha thats funny

gd 1

LoLs thats cute man!=D

good one

lol funny

Poor nurse! LOL

LMAO!!!

I have tears in my eyes.
And yes, there is footie on.
(mind you, 'im indoors is now watching a Michael Palin thing with belly dancers!)

nice one very funny..... ha ha

Lol very very funny.

brilliant

Great!! very funny! ha ha ha ha ha!

Brill lol hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gmao!!
oh funny looks at work!!!
thanks like that!!
have a star!

jyfu

Love it! very funny.....