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Can I try another joke?


A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
hour, surgical procedure.
A young student nurse comes in to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet.
"He struggles to ask again, "Please nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
with
them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely....

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Hysterically laughing, rolling on the floor, kicking, clapping hands, beating head on floor, gasping for breath between laughs. Yeah, That was kinda funny.

very funny.some of these jokes are great.hope i can remember them

Ha, good one!

really funny

Ha ha made me chuckle.


:-)))

LOL :D

nicee!

Yes you can try another joke and another and another cause there FUNNY< FUNNY
you get a BIG STAR, enjoy
12/10
keep em comin, always

lol

LOLOLOL!!

Now that funny right there!

like it like it!

Veeerrry funny! I like! You get a star!

LOL Knocked down laughing!
that's so funny.

HAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHA!!!

ha that was funny lol

Very funnny.

Another good one Rachael.!!!
10/10.!!!
Keep them coming.!!!

Heard it, but have a star anyway 'cos i still grinned lol!

lol

lol heard that one loads but it always makes me laugh! .

My g/f is a EMT. She will love this joke! Thanks.

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