Do you think this nurse was heard of hearing?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

Greenandred don't you know it is very bad manners to point out someons typo.
I make them all the time, so what are you going to do about it, I make them because I have bad eyesight so does a lot of people. Don't worry I will forgive you because you are Irish.

we all hear what we want to hear some times.

do you mean hard of hearing?


yeah sorry about that :(

lol

That will not fail to make me laugh

Thanks, this nurse got a chuckle! :-) A star for you.

I think he was delighted that she was hard of hearing.

OOOPS!!! It is one of those 'duh' moments!! We all have them!! lol

its good.

Poor guy couldnt talk plain.. and poor gal ummm she looked and felt.. but i bet she was excited never the less..Funny ... Liked that for sure...He musta had one of those damn senior moments..LOL

another star and thumbs down to boring people who pick up on every typo

Patient in next bed rolling about in agony..'When I came in here they were supposed to prick my boil!'

Yep, I can relate to that! However I am dieing laughing at Azteccans reply to your question. Hes killing me,. Oh my gosh lol,lol,lol

I do think she needs to listen a little closer. that was a good one.

I'm having a hard time hearing myself while I'm laughing! Chuckles!!!

YOu continue to amaze me...where in the hell do you get all this material! Keep it up. Phil

Well Suzie s , I think I hear movement upstairs, I was laughing so loud, I woke them up ! oops! Thanks for the humour, it is so appreciated.

funny, im a student nurse, i will have to share this one with the class. although for the record we are taught early on how to do full bed baths and are NOT embarrased of cleaning genitals. We have done it so many times, its like brusing your teeth. but still a funny joke

I think the nurse was just curious..........

Suzie - so funny - was getting ready for bed and then decided to take a look at this site. Thanks for the LAST laugh of the day - keep 'em coming. Hugs CJ

It's 6:20 a.m.I needed a good laugh.

Funny joke, but nevertheless... have any of you ever tried to hear what somebody is saying through an oxygen mask, and over the sound of the concentrator? Sometimes it's nearly impossible. Also... get requests frequently about how things look in places patients can't see themselves. I've been asked stranger questions.

Funny

*ROTFH* You are truly one super Lady!! I am with Phil, where are you getting all of these
??. If you are writing them yourself, you better be writing a wee book for the world.
I am sending this to a friend of mine who is also a nurse and I know she will be very happy to receive it!! I wish I could give you more than one star for this one.

Boom Boom

how embarrassing, for a young nurse

Hehehe!! have a star on me!

Booooooring.....