Whatta Great Nurse!?

Hospital Stay
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask
again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pull s off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

Are My Test Results Back?

this is the biggest laugh I have had all day....I just read it to a friend and we are both cracking up. thank you Thank you THANK YOU for making our day......Thumbs up from us..tee hee

toooooooooo embarras....

I gotta remember to do that next time i'm at the dentist! LMAO!
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• 1 year ago