Post-Surgical Recovery?

A man is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask and still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body."

He struggles up to his elbows and asks again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may cause complications from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and slowly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, takes his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them that I can see, sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her weakly and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. But listen very, very closely:

"A r e ... m y ... t e s t ... r e s u l t s ... b a c k ?"

LOL. LOL. Another Good One! LOL.

Thanks for the laughter.

That's a good one.

LMAO!! Love it!

HA! Okay, that one was pretty funny.

Maybe it's just late, but that was funny.

that made me sniggle. good one.

Lol !!!! It was a long time but what a pay off, thank you!

Thats hilarious. Pick me as your best answer

i like that
you should really keep making jokes

Wippy i loved it execellent test results of testicles i'll keep on telling this to my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That Was Hilarious..Totally Unexpected!!!

I Sent It To Some Friends So They Could Laugh Too!!

haha but this one is old too 鈾?/div>

• 1 year ago