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A man travelling by plane and in urgent need to use the bathroom?


But the men's room was occupied. The stewardess, suggested that he go ahead and use the Ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP, and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the
importance of what women say, the man tried the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed button marked "WW" and warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, women really have it made!" Still curious he pressed "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air dried his bottom. He thought that was neat! The "PP" button yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in a hospital he panicked and called for
the nurse. He asked, "What happened? The last thing I remember is being in a ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great time until you pressed ATR.

"ATR" stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. His penis was under his pillow!"

poor guy. but sometimes, man just dont listen, they just wanna learn their lesson the hard way.

I have heard this one before, this is the perfect example of a man not listening to a woman?

Hilarious!!

Men almost never don't learn anything.....except a few men

Old joke, but still very funny.....

hee hee hee hee ..............lol


Thanx for the first laugh this morning :-)

LOL.That's bad... but I would have to try all the buttons too, but it wouldn't be so bad for me since I'm a chick.

i like this one

thats was funny,i heard this joke for the first time.

Ha Ha Ha very funny

THAT WAS GOOD! =)

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