Dont want to be a woman.?

A man was travelling on a jumbo jet to Paris, when suddenly he felt a desperate urge to go and relieve himself. Unfortunately, there was a massive queue outside the men's toilet, but when he looked at the women's toilet, he saw that it was completely free. Hurrying down to the fore cabin, he intercepted an air hostess, and pleaded to use the women's loo, as he was desperate. She saw that the men's toilet was engaged, so she reluctantly submitted, but said 'whatever you do, do NOT press any of the buttons! It is essential that you remember this.' The man assented, and went into the toilet. After he'd relieved himself, he glanced at the wall, and saw three buttons, labelled: WW, WA, and ATR. He remembered the hostess' warning, but curiosity got the better of him, so he nervously prodded the WW button. Instantly, a gush of warm water sprayed up, and washed his buttocks clean. In rapture, the man then pressed the WA button, and he was blown dry with a gust of warm air. Now, deeming the buttons perfectly safe, the man recklessly hit the ATR button. At once, he felt an agonising pain in his groin, and instantly blacked out

Upon waking, the man found himself in a hospital bed.He asked a nearby nurse what had happened. She asked contritely 'did you press the WW button?' He replied that he had, and what did it stand for?

'warm water' she replied sweetly.

'what did WA stand for?'

'warm air. I also understand that you pressed the ATR button...'

'yes, what did it stand for?' he quivered .

'Automatic tampon remover' she said brightly, 'You'll find your penis under your pillow

Poor guy! He he he! :)))

Ha ha! Very good... but the toilets on planes are unisex.

theyre the same toilet but lol

LMAO...
That was brilliant.

The joke is 40 years old.

Rofl. Not bad. :p

silly, silly

haha
lol
that is hilarious
never heard it before
very funny

some one's been looking through my jokes lol