No offense..a JOKE...:)?

A man traveling by plane and in urgent
need to use the mens room is nervously
tapping his foot on the floor of the
aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom
door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess,
aware of his predicament suggested that
he go ahead and use the ladies room,
but cautioned him against using any of
the buttons inside. The buttons were
marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make
in disregarding the importance of what a
woman says, the man let his curiosity get
the best of him and decided to try the
buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button
marked "WW" and immedately warm water
sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "WOW, the women really have it
made!". Still curious, he pressed the
button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of
warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large
powder puff which delicately applied a
soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he
couldn't resist the last button marked
"ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he
panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What
happened to me?! The last thing I
remember is I was in the ladies room on a
business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes,
you were having a great time until you
pressed the "ATR" button which stands for
Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis
is under your pillow!"

oh goodness.. i couldn't stop laughing too.. thanks everyone:)

Whaaat? I am offended! How come the ladies room is sooo guuud!
Lol.. just kidding... poor guy.. haha

LOL LOL

lol.
but since when do they have separate bathrooms on planes?

ouch, he should have listened :-)

I heard this one years ago but it is a classic and I still got a chuckle.
Thanks, Cheer's

LOL very funny!! I wished it happened to more men !! At least i know where my boyfriends would be..... under my pillow!!!

lol

OMG, have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

That was damn a good one.....keep it up L4A.

Cheers!!!

ha haha. funny. ha ha. but just wondering..... do the ladies bathroom have all these??

Ha ha ha u beated me with this funnnnnnyyyyy

lol 10/10 nice

rofl

pp come back

Im never going to hit another button again as long as i live. OMG im typing oh **** i cant touch the mouse!