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A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

wet myself again lol

thanx, next time i read one of ur jokes i will visit the loo first lol Report It

Ha Ha, class.

very good pmsl!!

now thats funny!!!

If only men would do what they're told!

Great joke. Brought tears to my eyes!

hahahaha very funny

lol funny i like it

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

PMSL! Well done chicken

you were right , that was "very" funny:::

good

lol awsum, taking the piss out of my male mates now that should teach em a lesson

Ha ha!!!! great yar!
another one plz....

classic :)

im crying with laughter

Taking it - and sending to the usual suspects

Oh my god!!...this is so funny! thank you!

Very funneee....just loved it...............have a great week

lmao ...... i hope he got some money from the penis fairy...have a star

lol

:)

has ha ha ha first class 10/10

Yup excellent

Now I'm liking this, more please ! 10/10.

Oh jesus!!!...that's hilarious!!...Your getting better Moz!!!...lol

Sooooo funny.

funny

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