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Sorry guys*ladies only*....funny or not.....just a joke..:-)?


A man traveling by plane and in urgent
need to use the mens room is nervously
tapping his foot on the floor of the
aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom
door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess,
aware of his predicament suggested that
he go ahead and use the ladies room,
but cautioned him against using any of
the buttons inside. The buttons were
marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make
in disregarding the importance of what a
woman says, the man let his curiosity get
the best of him and decided to try the
buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button
marked "WW" and immedately warm water
sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "WOW, the women really have it
made!". Still curious, he pressed the
button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of
warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large
powder puff which delicately applied a
soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he
couldn't resist the last button marked
"ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he
panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What
happened to me?! The last thing I
remember is I was in the ladies room on a
business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes,
you were having a great time until you
pressed the "ATR" button which stands for
Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis
is under your pillow!"

thank you all....L4A

Hi Looking4, Hehehehehehehehehehehehe... I love this!!! I can picture what happen in my mind and i can stop laughing... That will teach a man to always listen to women or lost Their Penis.. I can't stop laughing and it's getting hard to type anymore. I high 5 you. You my friend should get 20 points for this Master Piece... LOL LOL LOL LOL... This is the Best Joke I have every Heard. If you don't mind i would like to down load this and Post it in Wal-Mart so the Help Can Have A Good Time Too. I am still Laughing...
A Friend.
Clowmy

where it damn well deserves to be!

hahaha That is very cute!

HAHAHAHA lol seriously

haha! you made me laugh! i shall be telling people that joke tomorrow!

Oh wow lol I didn't even know they had those.

Bhahahahahahahahah....That was great thanks for the laugh. peace to you and enjoy your night....

Super duper joke.

that's a good one im giving you a star for it

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