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A wife was traveling home from a shopping trip and involved in a terible crash, she suffered a head trama and is in a coma. The husband was contacted and rushed to the hospital, after a couple of days no improvement.
The nurse on the thrid day gave the woman a sponge bath and noticed whan she claened "Down There" the womans eyes twitched, she shared this with the doctor who then came up with odd idea. The doctor and nurse presented this odd idea to the husband, they said they belive if he performs oral sex on his wife it might triger her out of the coma.
He agreed and the doctor and nurse prepared the room for privacy the man went if a few minutes later the alarms started to go off the husband runs out of the room very upset the doctor and nurse ask whats wrong waht happened. He said I think she is choking

LAWL

Typical male...only thinking about himself. LOL

thats very freakn funny

saw it cumming. lol 3 stars

that is cracking up funny

men always think of themselves.....funny.....

Excellent!! I Laughed. Out. Loud.

Great, LOL LOL LOL

ROFL, that was good....
Heres a star.

hahahaha

funny

lmao...star.

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