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3men waiting in the hospital for wives to give birth.All3 men had baby boys.1st man is a local Black man,lived in town.The 2nd man was a Rednick,lived in the country had 7 girls,this is first boy. Rednick proud,his name will carry on,couldn't wait to teach him manly thinks of life,hunting,fishing and such.The3rd man from up north and was traveling south on vacation whin wife went into labor.All3 men had a few hours to talk and get to know one another.Nurse steped in and asked the Rednick to come in nursery.He did and nurse begain to explane.NURSE- Mr.Smith im sorry,but whin i changed the boys bedding got them mixed up and dont know witch boy is yours.If you can identify your baby you and yours can go home with new boy."REDNECK- pick up a boy and look puzzled,then lays back down.Pecks up2nd boy,grits teeth lays it back down.Picks up Black baby ,startsto walk out.NURSE-is frantic-MrSmith are youshore youhave the right child? REDNECK-Im not taking any chances on getting stuckwith a YANKEE

then whats the black man suppose to take home..lol

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cool u really made me laugh.

LMAO, that was good, I like it.

LOL. LOL.
Good one!

Have a great week!

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