Did anyone hear about the new Vegetarian movies that are recently out!?

20,000 LEEKS UNDER THE SEA (PG) Divers battle undersea monsters to salvage priceless vegetables from a sunken freighter.

THE SPINACH PRISONER (R) A man is barricaded in his suburban home by strange neighbors who grow giant strains of green leafy veggies.

PULP FRICTION (XXX) Swingers enhance their eyesight and their sex lives with carrots, pumpkins, zucchini.

THE BLACK SCALLION (G) Horsing around on a remote island, a boy discovers a tasty new black onion. Nasty bad guys race to profit from his find.

WHO'S EATING GILBERT'S GRAPES (R) A classic whodunit about a thief who leaves no clues, except for some tiny seeds leading out the back door of Gilbert's Organic Fruit & Produce.

THYME BANDITS (R) Pint-sized bad guys corner the world's spice supplies while the good guys are busy resetting their clocks to EST.

ROTTEN TO THE CORE (PG12) Seedy inner-city wholesalers skin unsuspecting Ma and Pa groceries when they deliver overripe apples.

OKRAHOMA (G) A sprendid Japanese cast sings, dances, and grows corn as high as an erephant's eye!

THE GRATE MAN (R) Tragic biography about a man ahead of his time, Ron Popiel Sr., who went bankrupt selling his Grate-O-Matic vegetable grater using radio infomercials.

TRUE GRITS (PG) A yankee travels the deep south, searching for that authentic side dish he can't find anywhere near his home.

THE CANE MUTINY (G) Nursing home residents storm the kitchen and hold a cook captive, demanding real cane sugar instead of that funny pink and blue stuff.

WHICH MOVIE WOULD YOU SEE?

Not bad but you need to change one of the listings.

Okra Cola (NR) A documentary about a vegetarian living in the Oklahoma panhandle that gets out of a business deal by insisting the first product be an Okra flavored Cola.

It even has a theme song<evil grin>.

Oh, oh Okra Cola, the aroma comes drifting down the plain.
With a smell that's sweet, like stinking feet
and the taste, that drives your tongue insaaanne!

Thanx for the BA!

BTW; it's not that funny when you're living that movie<g>. Report It

This is a hoot! Thanks a million for sharing - I gotta remember some of these for my veggie group!

Thanks for making me smile!

True grits sounds pretty cool. Count me in for that one.
Thanx for the laugh.

They sound awesome! If I had to choose I'd probably watch The Black Scallion.

Ha...I think I might have to be a bit naughty and go with Pulp Friction lol =)

Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh-I would watch them all

Thanks for sharing that was adorable!
Elizzabeth - that was unnecesary.

Count me in for Pulp Friction!

you have way to much time on your hands, it most be all the time you save not cooking anything

I would have to see "True Grit" You know that anything with John Wayne in it has to totally rock. I just can't imagine telling John Wayne that I'm a vegetarian though. I don't imagine any of his ranch hands on his cattle drives were veggies. I guess if a veggie was on one of his cattle drives in one of his movies, at dinner time he would simply tell them "we don't have your kind of veggie grub, you won't find any bark mulch or berries out here, you best learn to eat some beef Pilgrim.

EDIT You can always count on Vegan and Proud to have something negative or something less than funny to say. I'll bet your the life of the party, pal!

I know this isn't a serious question...but you should go see "Your Mommy Kills Animals."
It's close to being a vegetarian film.

how about the Smokey and Sausage Bandit.a story of a drunken texan and his sawed off son trying to steal all the polish sausage in texas to make beer.

I've tried them all but they do nothing for me I'll stick to good old meat.

you need a life lady