My friend is a nurse and tells me this is true do you believe it.?

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up, the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied.
The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he uses the airplane's new prototype women's loo. But he must not press any of the buttons inside. The were labelled WW,WA,PP, and ATR.

The man's curiousity got the best of him and he started pressing the buttons one by one.

When he pressed WW, Warm, fragrant Water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, wow, the women really have it made.

Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP.

This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR.

When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse. "What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new ladies' room on a plane."

"Yes," replied the nurse, "apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER. Your penis is under your pillow."

Another star for a timeless joke, it gets better as I age!!!!

HAHAHAHA, thats not true at all in the least, but its very very funny.

lol that's very funny, not true, but funny

LMAO! nice. you geta star

HAHAAH THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!!!!

and no i dont think that's true...

Old joke - heard it about 25 years ago, and it wasn't new then.

No, but it is a funny story.

hahahah poor guy

lamo

That is just too funny for words!!! Tee Hee

Cute

HA HA HA lmao!!! that's is funny and I've never heard it before and damn it hope it's not true

.....no way

I hope you are not suggesting that nurses tell `porkies`!

Your friend is lying to you. heard that joke ten years ago.

hehehe... i have to sent this one to my mom!! stars!

what a nice joke.


hello my dear.
your mind is here?

Get a sense of humour, Answerlady.....this joke is hillarious!

This is great i know a few men that should use that!!! Which plane is this?I'll send them rite away.GREAT so funnie,GOD BLESS have a good day.

Its not true

only answer to that is SWEET DREAMS<<lol>

Suzie - this one caused me to chuckle - thank you - true or not IT IS Funny! CJ

Not true. I used that joke a few months ago

No, I don't believe it, but it is as funny as heck! Thanks for the laugh. A star for you.

Take a look at the ads on the right. Powder puffs and hot air humidifiers.

OLD but still funny !!!!! LOL

oooppppsss.lol

Ouch!

An oldie but a goodie like us. that was great.

TALKING ABOUT A SEX CHANGE?

Get real. Is this all you have to think about. NO, IT IS NOT TRUE.

that is fake cus peeps can get arrested