Hanging lights geeeezzzz?

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of
the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?
Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your
mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these
things. We therefore rush to print with an emergency prompt list
of Things Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.


"You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy.
You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow,
red, red, green, blue..."

"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."

"What the heck do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knot?"

"Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I'm going to fry
that sucker."

"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't
just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than
your father."

"Give me that!"

"You've got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the
top."

"I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"

"You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we greed
it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"

"Have you been drinking?"

"Where's the cat?"

Fibre Optic Tree here jake. It's easier.We've been through using, Christmas Tree lights for 20 years, for the last 3 years we opted for the Fibre Optic Tree. It's so, so, easy, up and running straight away.
I'm too old for all the hassle,haha.

First of all thank you for the points.I too wish you and your family A Very Merry Christmas and A Very Happy New Year 2008.
Take care and God Bless you all.
Hug.....
Dolores.
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PINK COLOUR IS SO NISE OF YOU

lol, lucky we dont hang chrissy lights!

hehehehe! sounds like me and the bf when we put ours up! lolz

HA!
that sound just like me every year....

that's why i got a fibre optic one this year! it's up, it's on & no one ended up in emergency! diane.

I'm trying to figure out which one's I haven't said!! LOL!!

Lol this is good and true - poor cat??