Why all the malapropisms on this site? Why can't people use the right word? This irrigates and exacerbates me.

Women are always talking about how intense their organisms are, and men are forever talking about the size of the condiments they wear. Who really cares? What I do care about is people knowing wind to right the write words. Why can't people due this? The number of times people on this site do this goggles the mine. I just wished folks had the good scents to look words up. It would make excommunication a lot easier. I explore you to use the exact right word and not use big words just to express people. Anyone who does this should get a standing ovulation.

I did not put all these mistakes in hear on porpoise, I just have a leaning disorder. Some of these answers are reel joules.

It would be like Archie Bunker's last will and tentacle. No one could mangle the language quite like he could. Well, except Archie Campbell from Hee Haw. He was the Barber who spoonered Cinderella and other fairy tales.

To Archie Bunker's Credit:
birth patrol (birth control)
floorplay (foreplay)
groinocologist (gynecologist)
house of ill refute (house of ill repute)
last will & tentacle (last will & testament)
mental pause (menopause)
poisbyterians (presbytarians)
prostate server (process server)
suppository remarks (derogatory remarks)
terlit (toilet)
veal scallepeepee (scallipini)

And To Archie Campbell:
Rindercella
(as told by Archie Campbell on Hee Haw)

Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry there lived a pransome hince, and this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people for riles amound, especially the pich reople.
Now, Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some bancy fresses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go 'cause all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go so she just crank down and shried.
She was sitting there shrieing when all of a sudden there appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. He touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall, and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the pransome hince met her at the door because he'd been watching from behind a widden hindow.
Rindercella and the pransome hince manced all night long until didnight and they lell in fove. Finally, the mid-clock struck night and Rindercella staced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
The next day the pransome hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. They finally came to
Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other and it fidn't dit.
Then he tried it on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit, and then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heverly after happy.

Now, the moral of the story is this: If you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to lall in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!

english pleaz???

haha very funny

Clever.

Thank You, Emily Latella

I'm really amazed you didn't go on about Eagle rights!!!

What's all this I hear about Eagle rights? Eagles don't need rights...they're already Free!!

onesomes tog sih mords wixed up.

now that's the best question I've seen yet. unfortunately, I can't think in malapropisms for a proper response......... darn my stern upbringing and grand education!

damn strait...lol

I've often wondered the same think. Yew wood think that people would have a bit more intelligence.
Do I get a standing ovulation?

It "irrigates" you? Don't you mean "irritate"? That's a funny mistake considering your question. Do mean "boggles" not "goggles"? "Do" instead of "due"? "Communication" instead of "excommunication"? "Sense" instead of "scents"? Please tell me you put all those mistakes in there on purpose. "Ovulation"? That should be "ovation"? I know there are more...

BRAZILIANT!!! lol

Irrigating you is not a good thing..

very funny,thanks.

1st question of the day to make me lol. Good work...

Both ewe and meat, Bother!

Cute. Very cute.

I, too, am propelled by this.

you mean like these: LOL

He had to use a fire distinguisher.
Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination.
Isn't that an expensive pendulum round that man's neck?
Good punctuation means not to be late.
He's a wolf in cheap clothing.
Michelangelo painted the Sixteenth Chapel.
My sister has extra-century perception.
"Don't" is a contraption.

Doesn't that just get your knickerbockers in a twist?

I found this to be quite humorous. Good question.